Tuesday, August 26, 2008

maurauding garage salers

Council decided to nip these multimillion dollar garage sales conglomerates in the bud!! They reduced the paltry increase to almost invisible, from 6 per year to 4. It was 3 per year before. Residents MAY be eligible for one more IF they can certify that they are unemployed currently and have been for several months. A foreclosure notice from your bank may also qualify for an extra garage sale, but NOT before legal proceeding have begun. Still another hardship sale may be had IF you can prove you haven't eaten for a minimum of three days, your lights have been turned off,or you are accepted at Hospice. Council is VERY aware that residents can be VERY sneaky when it comes to their survival, so let it be known throughout the city that those of us who insist on trying to pay our bills in spite of the recession, unemployment, and colossal stupidities by our elected representatives, enforcement will be very stringent and zero tolerance will be the policy. Once this distracting and rampant menace of marauding garage salers has passed, Council will return to its usual focus of throwing our tax monies away by the truckloads.

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